Archive of Conspiracies 2


Protecting Your Militia from tanks, planes, and choppers

How to hotwire a car

How to make a CO2 bomb

How to make slow or fast fuses

Harmless and very fun bombs

How to make the Hindenberg bomb

How to get free books from the FBI

How to terrorize K-Mart

How to pick a master lock

How to terrorize Mc Donalds

How to make a paint bomb

A phone systems tutorial 1

How to make a great smoke bomb

Guns show bumper stickers

Tactical warfare

How to make a tennis ball bomb

The Y2K and your militia


Protecting the Militia from planes, tanks and choppers:

By Cmdr. Dave F. Johnston, Hardin Montana Militia. Reviewed and revised by Freedom Point.

Many of our readers at the Billings Assault Militia's Homepage have expressed an interest in strategies used to stop tanks and airplanes from murdering patriots. We have created this page to show militiamen tools and improvised heavy weaponry sources used to remove these threats to freedom.

We will first assume that you have made the necessary preperations for war and have the required improvised munitions supplies available. It would be nice if our paranoid US government allowed citizens to purchase anti-aircraft guns and anti-tank weapons, but they don't. The jacked-booted thugs at the ATF(Modern American SS) only allow "sporting weapons" and they decide which gun is "sporting". You will need more than just firearms, survivors must be able to improvise the required heavy weaponry. Some companies sell books which teach you how to design your own flamethrowers, gernade launchers, mortars, anti-tank missles, claymores, bombs and other Fed busting toys. We will show you how to aquire them!

Currently in the U.S. the .50 caliber BMG rifle is the most lethal toy our fascist ATF allows sold to the American public. If you want more killing power, you will have to improvise, design and learn. Really serious patriots should take some classes at a community college on chemistry, Machining, electronics, engineering etc... The truly dedicated Militiamen is a craftsman highly skilled at engineering and redesigning the weapons systems needed to elimate targets.

Most people however, don't want to spend 2 years taking college classes to vaporize murderous Government tyranny. For those less than dilligent patriots we advise investing in quality bomb/chemical/biological weapons manuals and learning the tried but true improvised designs. The US Army has provided the public many quality weapons manufacturing manuals: completely tested and researched by the US Government! Most of these books can be purchased for $5.00-$7.00 at gun shows or by mail order from businesses like the Militia of Montana, some are even available for download on the internet. Militiamen: study and learn! Pray for the best but prepare for the worst!

SHOOTING DOWN ATTACKING PLANES AND CHOPPERS:
THE US ARMY MANUAL TC-23-44 (Small arms defense against air attack) suggests the following defense: When airplane or chopper attack is detected, the troops should break formation and scatter for cover. When the bird is over your area, everyone fire their weapons at once! While shooting overhead always aim for the pilot! Don't bother shooting at any other part of the plane but at the jerks that are flying their death-machines. Aim slightly ahead of the cockpit so the the plane or chopper will fly into the rounds. Be sure you are using the nastiest armor-peircing, steel-core ammo available. Recommended calibers: 30-06, 308 or larger. Most important: everyone fires their weapon! The more bullets in the sky the greater the chance of downing the tyranny before it kills your troops!

Weapons design for surface to air heat-seeking missles are available from commerical sources like Loompanics online. Most anti-aircraft weapons can be improvised with the help of a good book with clear-instructions and blueprints. Paladin and Delta Press also publish books showing how to manufacture all kinds of weapons from submachine guns to chemical/biological weapons! Stock up now with fine Militia reading material while you still can!

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Tanks are much more diffcult to kill but not impossible. Most tanks such as the US army's Abrams A1-M1 main battle tank are fortified with reactive armor. This special plating detonates upon impact of heavy weapons, destroying the incoming shell. It is a very effective defensive system but not impossible to breech. Rumor has it that some armor-peircing small-weapons fire will set off the tank armor also! Remember too that tanks have different thicknesses of armor at various locations. With the US Army Abrams, the front and top are heavily armored while the back and bottom of the tank aren't as well as protected. If you can, go after the engine in the less armored rear with a shape-charge but watch out for the machine gun mounted on top!

A good book with instructions for buliding anti-tank weapons is THE POOR MANS RPG. Author George Dmitirieff shows how to bulid a rocket propelled gernade system capable of burning the US armys finest. The book is available from Delta press and other underground book publishers. Remember: everyone needs their own RPG!

KILLING TANKS & ARMORED PERSONNEL CARRIERS:
1. Shaped explosive charges are used in anti-tank warheads to penetrate tank armor plating. A Shaped charge is a cone-shaped device that concentrates the explosive blast into a super-charged directional weapon. "Shaped" charges amplify the initial explosive energy so it will easily blow a hole into thick armor plating. For actual instructions on how to make shaped-charged explosive devices, consult the terrorist handbook in the
lethal links. Or, check out Loompaniacs, Paladin or Delta Press to order quality bomb/chemical/biological weapons manufacturing publications. Don't forget the Miltias recommended reading list of politically incorrect books. Weapons manuals can be ordered from your library. Some of these books could even come from the FBI Academy Library in Quantico virginia via inter-library loan! Isn't the Government great???

2. Thermite incendary bombs generate heat hot enough to burn through a tank's armor. Thermite is a incendiary weapon made with a 50/50 mix of fine alumium powder and iron oxide(rust). The mixture is ignited by magneisum powder or common Fourth of July sparklers. The incendiary must be encased in it's own special delivery unit to maximumize effectiveness on armored targets. When designed properly, the thermite incendiary bomb will burn through several feet of armor plating and is impossible to quench. One of the best sources for fire-bomb information is the US ARMY TC-31-201 IMPROVISED INCENDIARIES. The book is available from the Militia of Montana for 7.00 bucks and is required reading for all Militiamen.

3. Another great way to bust tanks was the liquid firebomb. Durning WW-II, the cocktail was the standard tank busting tool used by freedom fighters everywhere. They would pour gasoline inside a beer bottle, stick in a rag to act as a fuse, light it and toss the bottle at any nearby tank. The flames would heat up the tank and the people inside so they would be cooked alive.

DON'T TRY THIS METHOD ON TANKS!

The modern heavly armored tank can withstand firebombs with ease. However, the lighly armored personnel carriers and other troop transports can be wasted nicely in this manner. We suggest you first turn the gasoline to naplam. The gelled-gasoline adheres better to target surfaces concentrating the heat and causing quality damage.

Naplam is created by adding another substance to gasoline to thicken it. The most common ingredient is soap but don't use any that is detergent based. Standard bar soap(ivory) works well. Use a double boiler away from the stove to heat up the gasoline, then stir in soap-chips until the gas is the consistancy of jelly. Don't breathe the gas fumes or you will get stoned and the chance of accidential explosion will be vastly increased.

WARNING! BE SURE NOT TO EXPOSE THE GASOLINE TO ANY POSSIBLE IGNITION SOURCE OR THE EXPLOSIVE-GAS FUMES CAN DETONATE!

Use your head and work safely or you could easily blow yourself up! For more Info on gelling gas and other fuels, refer to the US ARMY'S IMPROVISED MUNITIONS MANUAL TM-31-210. This classic Special Forces bombmaking manual is an absolute must read for all serious patriots! The book is available from the Militia Of Montana, most gun shows and other sources.

IN CONCLUSION:
Our purpose is to provide you with basic informational sources to research. To help you eliminate these killing machines when they are used illegally to murder your Militia. Perhaps this information has ignited your curiosity to investigate mainstream bomb/chemical/biological weapons manufacture books... The US Army has provided us with many scientifically gathered informational books: be sure to spend a few bucks and take advantage of the deadly research! Some of the best Militia/ preparedeness companies in the world are listed in our
mail-order militia supplies page. call all the businesses listed and order a catalog! print out a free copy of the Terrorist's handbook from our lethal links site. Militiamen: study, learn and be prepared for the next time the Gov-terrorists try to "waco" American citizens, We will be there to vaporize the opressors.

This page was originally produced by B.A.M.(Billings Assualt Militia)

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The easiest way to hotwire cars by the Jolly Roger


Get in the car. Look under the dash. If it enclosed, forget it unless you want to cut through it. If you do, do it near the ignition. Once you get behind or near the ignition look for two red wires. In older cars red was the standard color, if not, look for two matched pairs. When you find them, cross them and take off!

-Exodus-

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How to make a CO2 bomb by the Jolly Roger


You will have to use up the cartridge first by either shooting it or whatever. With a nail, force a hole bigger so as to allow the powder and wick to fit in easily. Fill the cartridge with black powder and pack it in there real good by tapping the bottom of the cartridge on a hard surface (I said TAP not SLAM!). Insert a fuse. I recommend a good water-proof cannon fuse, or an m-80 type fuse, but firecracker fuses work, if you can run like a black man runs from the cops after raping a white girl.) Now, light it and run like hell! It does wonders for a row of mailboxes (like the ones in apartment complexes), a car (place under the gas tank), a picture window (place on window sill), a phone booth (place right under the phone), or any other devious place. This thing throws shrapnel, and can make quit a mess!!

-Jolly Roger-

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Fuses by The Jolly Roger


You would be surprised how many files are out there that use what falls under the category of a "fuse." They assume that you just have a few lying around, or know where to get them. Well, in some parts of the country, fuses are extremely hard to come by... so this file tells you how to make your own. Both fuses presented here are fairly simple to make, and are fairly reliable.

SLOW BURNING FUSE(approx. 2 inches per minute)

Materials needed:

Procedure:

- Wash the cotton string or showlaces in HOT soapy water, then rinse with fresh water

- Mix the following together in a glass bowl: 1 part potassium nitrate or potassium chlorate 1 part granulated sugar 2 parts hot water

- Soak strings or shoelaces in this solution

- Twist/braid 3 strands together and allow them to dry - Check the burn rate to see how long it actually takes!!

FAST BURNING FUSE(40 inches per minute)

Materials needed:

Procedure:

- moisten powder to form a paste

- twist/braid 3 strands of cotton together

- rub paste into string and allow to dry

- Check the burn rate!!!

Compiled by -= Exodus =-

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Harmless Bombs by the Jolly Roger


To all those who do not wish to inflict bodily damage on their victims but only terror. These are weapons that should be used from high places.

The flour bomb.

Take a wet paper towel and pour a given amount of baking flour in the center. Then wrap it up and put on a rubber band to keep it together. When thrown it will fly well but when it hits, it covers the victim with the flower or causes a big puff of flour which will put the victim in terror since as far as they are concerned, some strange white powder is all over them. This is a cheap method of terror and for only the cost of a roll of paper towels and a bag of flour you and your friends can have loads of fun watching people flee in panic.

Smoke bomb projectile.

All you need is a bunch of those little round smoke bombs and a wrist rocket or any sling-shot. Shoot the smoke bombs and watch the terror since they think it will blow up!

Rotten eggs (good ones)

Take some eggs and get a sharp needle and poke a small hole in the top of each one. Then let them sit in a warm place for about a week. Then you've got a bunch of rotten eggs that will only smell when they hit.

Glow in the dark terror.

Take one of those tubes of glow in the dark stuff and pour the stuff on whatever you want to throw and when it gets on the victim, they think it's some deadly chemical or a radioactive substance so they run in total panic. This works especially well with flower bombs since a gummy, glowing substance gets all over the victim.

Fizzling panic.

Take a baggie of a water-baking soda solution and seal it. (Make sure there is no air in it since the solution will form a gas and you don't want it to pop on you.) Then put it in a bigger plastic bag and fill it with vinegar and seal it. When thrown, the two substances will mix and cause a violently bubbling substance to go all over the victim. Updated-'94

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Hindenberg Bomb by the Jolly Roger


Needed:

Fill the bottle 3/4 full with Liquid Plumr and add a little piece of aluminum foil to it. Put the balloon over the neck of the bottle until the balloon is full of the resulting gas. This is highly flammable hydrogen.
Now tie the baloon. Now light the fuse, and let it rise. When the fuse contacts the balloon, watch out!!!

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Free Bombmaking books from the FBI:


By a well-educated Patriot.

The jackbooted thugs at the FBI are crack(smoking?) law enforcers with the best training, education and equipment...They would never do anything to directly encourage civilian bomb or chemical weapons manufacture right? Wrong!

If the Feds are so bright, why do they allow public access to their FBI academy library at Quantico VA? Through the magic of inter-library loan the Militia was able to check out books on how to manufacture chemical/biological weapons and other lethal topics. It gives a Militiaman a good feeling to know that the US Justice Dept. is helping to teach the lethal science of revolution to the masses. With a little careful preperation you too can check out all the best improvised weapons books from the FBI, we will show you how!

Some people think that this is a FED scam, but we assure you it isn't! It would be a very stupid scam on the Feds part, most people would figure out their game: FBI Library, FBI, can you see the connection? The truth is that Feds are legally required to share library information with the public. After some research we also discovered that your name is removed forever from the library computer when your bombmaking book is returned. The FBI Academy Library says they don't share information with agents about who has checked out what book. We simply don't believe this and suggest you take the following steps to assure your security:

First, you will need a false Government Identication card that will be later used to aquire a real library card. Our Mail order Militia supplies page has a link to a Canadian business which manufactures professional fake Gov ID cards. Or you can find a local deviant who prints fake documents. The good news is that most libraries aren't very bright: they will sometimes let you use other forms of ID to determine your local residency. Anybody can cut and paste utility bills to "vertify" your fake address. The final result: a fake name & address on your special "FBI" library card!

Next, you will need titles of books to request through inter-library loan. We have prepared a list of our favorite books, the FBI Academy Library probally has most of them available at anyones(even a childs) request.

RECOMMEND FBI READING:

Remember, any book you see in a non-politically correct catalog like Paladin press, can probally be ordered from your library for free!

Some of your requested books will be sent from other public libraries that you need not worry about. However, the odds are that some of your requested material will come straight from the goons at FBI. We would advise that you pick up special requested books with gloved hands to avoid fingerprints. Later, scan the books to determine which are from the FBI Academy Library. While examining the FBI books also wear a hair net to avoid leaving any stray hairs behind which contain your identifable DNA.

Don't use this method much or you are sure to attract alot of attention to your fake library account.

Free Bombbooks from the FBI takes careful planning and safeguards but can greatly increase your knowledge. Knowledge is power, wield the power and thank the Federal Fools for their contributions to the Second American Revolution...

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Fun at K-Mart by the Jolly Roger


Well, first off, one must realise the importance of K-Marts in society today. First off, K-Marts provide things cheaper to those who can't afford to shop at higher quality stores. Although, all I ever see in there is minorities and Senior Citizens, and the poor people in our city. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in there. But, once, I did.

You see, once, after The Moon Roach and Havoc Chaos(Dear friends of mine) and I were exploring such fun things as rooftops, we came along a K-Mart. Amused, and cold for that matter, we wandered in. The Tension mounts.

As we walked up to the entrance, we were nearly attacked by Youth Groups selling cheap cookies, and wheelchair sticken people selling American Flags. After laughing at these people, we entered. This is where the real fun begins...

First, we wandered around the store, and turned on all the blue lights we could find. That really distracts and confuses the attendents...Fun to do...

The first neat thing, is to go to the section of the store where they sell computers. Darkness engulf the earth the day they find Apple Computers being sold there. Instead, lesser computers like the laughable C-64 can be found there...Turn it on, and make sure nobody's looking...Then, once in Basic, type...
10 PRINT "Fuck the world! Anarchy Rules!" (or something to that effect.)
20 GOTO 10 and walk away.

Also, set the sample radios in the store to a santanic rock station, and turn the radio off. Then, set the alarm for two minutes ahead of the time displayed there. Turn the volume up all the way, and walk away. After about two minutes, you will see the clerk feebly attempt to turn the radio down or off. It's really neat to set ten or more radios to different stations, and walk away.

One of my favorite things to do, is to get onto the intercom system of the store. Easier typed then done. First, check out the garden department. You say there's no attendent there? Good. Sneak carefully over to the phone behind the cheap counter there, and pick it up. Dial the number corrisponding to the item that says 'PAGE'... And talk. You will note that your voice will echo all over the bowels of K-Mart.

I would suggest announcing something on the lines of: "Anarchy rules!!"

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Picking Master Locks by The Jolly Roger


Have you ever tried to impress someone by picking one of those Master combination locks and failed?

The Master lock company made their older combination locks with a protection scheme. If you pull the handle too hard, the knob will not turn. That was their biggest mistake.

The first number:

Get out any of the Master locks so you know what is going on. While pulling on the clasp (part that springs open when you get the combination right), turn the knob to the left until it will not move any more, and add five to the number you reach. You now have the first number of the combination.

The second number:

Spin the dial around a couple of times, then go to the first number you got. Turn the dial to the right, bypassing the first number once. When you have bypassed the first number, start pulling on the clasp and turning the knob. The knob will eventually fall into the groove and lock. While in the groove, pull the clasp and turn the knob. If the knob is loose, go to the next groove, if the knob is stiff, you have the second number of the combination.

The third number:

After getting the second number, spin the dial, then enter the two numbers. Slowly spin the dial to the right, and at each number, pull on the clasp. The lock will eventually open if you did the process right.

This method of opening Master locks only works on older models. Someone informed Master of their mistake, and they employed a new mechanism that is foolproof (for now).

The older models are from 1988-1990. The newer models are being cracked on as we speak..

-= Exodus =- '94

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How To Terrorize McDonalds by the Jolly Roger


(Originally an Apple ][ file so excuse the upper case!!!)

NOW, ALTHOUGH Mc DONALDS IS FAMOUS FOR IT'S ADVERTISING AND MAKING THE WHOLE WORLD THINK THAT THE BIG MAC IS THE BEST THING TO COME ALONG SINCE SLICED BREAD (BUNS?), EACH LITTLE RESTAURANT IS AS AMATEUR AND SIMPLE AS A NEW-FOUND BUSNESS. NOT ONLY ARE ALL THE EMPLOYEES RATHER INEXPERIENCED AT WHAT THEY'RE =SUPPOSED= TO DO, BUT THEY WILL JUST LOOSE ALL CONTROL WHEN AN EMERGENCY OCCURS....HERE WE GO!!! FIRST, GET A FEW FRIENDS (4 IS GOOD...I'LL GET TO THIS LATER) AND ENTER THE MCDONALDS RESTAURANT, TALKING LOUDLY AND REAKING OF SOME STRANGE SMELL THAT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES THE OLD COUPLE SITTING BY THE DOOR LEAVE. IF ONE OF THOSE PIMPLY-FACED GOONS IS WIPING THE FLOOR, THEN TRACK SOME CRAP ALL OVER IT (YOU COULD PRETEND TO SLIP AND BREAK YOUR HEAD, BUT YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY DO SO).
NEXT, BEFORE YOU GET THE FOOD, FIND A TABLE. START YELLING AND RELEASING SOME STRANGE BODY ODOR SO =ANYBODY= WOULD LEAVE THEIR TABLE AND WALK OUT THE DOOR. SIT 2 FRIENDS THERE, AND GO UP TO THE COUNTER WITH ANOTHER. FIND A PLACE WHERE THE LINE IS SHORT, OR IF THE LINE IS LONG SAY "I ONLY WANNA BUY A COKE" AND YOU GET MOVED UP. NOW, YOU GET TO DO THE =ORDERING= ...HEH HEH HEH. SOMEBODY =ALWAYS= MUST WANT A PLAIN HAMBURGER WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON IT (THIS TAKES EXTRA TIME TO MAKE, AND DRIVES THE LITTLE HAMBURGER-MAKERS INSANE)..ORDER A 9-PACK OF CHICKEN MCNUGGETS...NO, A 20 PACK...NO, THREE 6 PACKS...WAIT...GO BACK TO THE TABLE AND ASK WHO WANTS WHAT. YOUR OTHER FRIEND WAITS BY THE COUNTER AND MAKES A PASS AT THE FEMALE CLERK. GET BACK TO THE THING AND ORDER THREE 6-PACKS OF CHICKEN ETC....NOW SHE SAYS "WHAT KIND OF SAUCE WOULD YOU LIKE?".OF COURSE, SAY THAT YOU ALL WANT BARBECUE SAUCE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WANTS 2 (ONLY IF THERE ARE ONLY 2 CONTAINERS OF BARBECUE SAUCE LEFT).THEN THEY HAFTA GO INTO THE STOREROOM AND OPEN UP ANOTHER BOX. FINALLY, THE DRINKS...SOMEBODY WANTS COKE, SOMEBODY ROOT BEER, AND SOMEBODY DIET COKE. AFTER THESE ARE DELIVERED, BRING THEM BACK AND SAY "I DIDN'T ORDER A DIET COKE! I ORDERED A SPRITE!"
THIS GETS THEM MAD; BETTER YET, TURN DOWN SOMETHING TERRIBLE THAT NOBODY WANTS TO DRINK, SO THEY HAFTA THROW THE DRINK AWAY; THEY CAN'T SELL IT. AFTER ALL THE FOOD(?) IS HANDED TO YOU, YOU MUST =NEVER= HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY. THE CLERK WILL BE SO ANGRY AND CONFUSED THAT SHE'LL LET YA GET AWAY WITH IT (ANOTHER INFLUENCE ON HER IS YOUR FRIEND ASKING HER "IF YOU LET US GO I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU" AND GIVING HER A FAKE FONE NUMBER). NOW, BACK TO YOUR TABLE. BUT FIRST, SOMEBODY LIKES KETCHUP AND MUSTARD.
AND PLENTY (TOO MUCH) OF NAPKINS. OH, AND SOMEBODY LIKES FORKS AND KNIVES, SO ALWAYS END UP BREAKING THE ONES YOU PICK OUTTA THE BOX. HAVE YOUR FRIENDS YELL OUT,"YAY!!!!! WE HAVE MUNCHIES!!" AS LOUD AS THEY CAN. THAT'LL WORRY THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT. PROCEED TO SIT DOWN. SO, YOU ARE SITTING IN THE SMOKING SECTION (BY ACCIDENT) EH? WELL, WHILE ONE OF THE TOBACCO-BREATHERS ISN'T LOOKING, PUT A SIGN FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM SAYING "DO NOT SMOKE HERE" AND HE'LL HAFTA MOVE...THEN HE GOES INTO THE REAL NON-SMOKING SECTION, AND GETS YELLED AT. HE THEN THINKS THAT NO SMOKING IS ALLOWED IN THE RESTAURANT, SO HE EATS OUTSIDE (IN THE POUR- ING RAIN) AFTER YOUR MEAL IS FINISHED (AND QUITE A FEW SPLATTERED-OPENED KETCHUP PACKETS ARE ALL OVER YER TABLE), TRY TO LEAVE. BUT OOPS! SOMEBODY HAS TO DO HIS DUTY IN THE MEN'S ROOM. AS HE GOES THERE, HE STICKS AN UNEATED HAMBURGGR (WOULD YOU DARE TO EAT ONE OF THEIR HAMBURGERS?)
INSIDE THE TOILET, FLUSHES IT A WHILE,UNTIL IT RUNS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM. OOPS! SEND A PIMPLY-FACED TEENAGER TO CLEAN IT UP. (HE WON'T KNOW THAT BROWN THING IS A HAMBURGER, AND HE'LL GET SICK. WHEEE!) AS YOU LEAVE THE RESTCURANT, LOOKING BACK AT YOUR UNCLEANED TABLE, SOMEBODY MUST REMEMBER THAT THEY LEFT THEIR CHOCOLATE SHAKE THERE! THE ONE THAT'S ALMOST FULL!!!! HE TAKES IT THEN SAYS "THIS TASTES LIKE CRAP!", THEN HE TAKES OFF THE LID AND THROWS IT INTO THE GARBAGE CAN...OOPS! HE MISSED, AND NOW THE SAME POOR SOUL WHO'S CLEANING UP THE BATHROOM NOW HASTA CLEAN UP CHOCOLATE SHAKE. THEN LEAVE THE JOINT, REVERSING THE "YES, WE'RE OPEN" SIGN (AS A REMINDER OF YER VISIT THERE YOU HAVE IT! YOU HAVE JUST PUT ALL OF MCDONALDS INTO COMPLETE MAYHEM. AND SINCE THERE IS NO PENALTY FOR LITTERING IN A RESTAURANT, BUGGING PEOPLE IN A PUBLIC EATERY (OR THROW-UPERY, IN THIS CASE) YOU GET OFF SCOT-FREE. WASN'T THAT FUN?

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Paint Bombs by The Jolly Roger


To make a pain bomb you simply need a metal pain can with a refastenable lid, a nice bright color paint (green, pink, purple, or some gross color is perfect!), and a quantity of dry ice. Place the paint in the can and then drop the dry ice in. Quicky place the top on and then run like hell! With some testing you can time this to a science. It depends on the ratio of dry ice to paint to the size of the can to how full it is. If you are really pissed off at someone, you could place it on their doorstep, knock on the door, and then run!! Paint will fly all over the place HAHAHA!!

-Jolly Roger-

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Phone Systems Tutorial by The Jolly Roger


To start off, we will discuss the dialing procedures for domestic as well as international dialing. We will also take a look at the telephone numbering plan.

North American Numbering Plan

In North America, the telephone numbering plan is as follows:

A) a 3 digit Numbering Plan Area (NPA) code , ie, area code B) a 7 digit telephone # consisting of a 3 digit Central Office (CO) code plus a 4 digit station #

These 10 digits are called the network address or destination code. It is in the format of:


      Area Code         Telephone #
      ---------         -----------
         N*X             NXX-XXXX

Where: N = a digit from 2 to 9 * = the digit 0 or 1 X = a digit from 0 to 9

Area Codes

Check your telephone book or the seperate listing of area codes found on many bbs's. Here are the special area codes (SAC's):


   510 - TWX (USA)
   610 - TWX (Canada)
   700 - New Service
   710 - TWX (USA)
   800 - WATS
   810 - TWX (USA)
   900 - DIAL-IT Services
   910 - TWX (USA)

The other area codes never cross state lines, therefore each state must have at least one exclusive NPA code. When a community is split by a state line, the CO #'s are often interchangeable (ie, you can dial the same number from two different area codes).

TWX (Telex II) consists of 5 teletype-writer area codes. They are owned by Western Union. These SAC's may only be reached via other TWX machines. These run at 110 baud (last I checked! They are most likely faster now!). Besides the TWX #'s, these machines are routed to normal telephone #'s. TWX machines always respond with an answerback. For example, WU's FYI TWX # is (910) 279-5956. The answerback for this service is "WU FYI MAWA".

If you don't want to but a TWX machine, you can still send TWX messages using Easylink [800/325-4112]. However you are gonna have to hack your way onto this one!

700:

700 is currently used by AT&T as a call forwarding service. It is targeted towards salesmen on the run. To understand how this works, I'll explain it with an example. Let's say Joe Q. Salespig works for AT&T security and he is on the run chasing a phreak around the country who royally screwed up an important COSMOS system. Let's say that Joe's 700 # is (700) 382-5968. Everytime Joe goes to a new hotel (or most likely SLEAZY MOTEL), he dials a special 700 #, enters a code, and the number where he is staying. Now, if his boss received some important info, all he would do is dial (700) 382-5968 and it would ring wherever Joe last progammed it to. Neat, huh?

800:

This SAC is one of my favourites since it allows for toll free calls. INWARD WATS (INWATS), or Inward Wide Area Telecommunications Service is the 800 #'s that we are all familiar with. 800 #'s are set up in service areas or bands. There are 6 of these. Band 6 is the largest and you can call a band 6 # from anywhere in the US except the state where the call is terminated (that is why most companies have one 800 number for the countery and then another one for their state.) Band 5 includes the 48 contiguous states. All the way down to band 1 which includes only the states contiguous to that one. Therefore, less people can reach a band 1 INWATS # than a band 6 #.

Intrastate INWATS #'s (ie, you can call it from only 1 state) always have a 2 as the last digit in the exchange (ie, 800-NX2- XXXX). The NXX on 800 #'s represent the area where the business is located. For example, a # beginning with 800-431 would terminate at a NY CO.

800 #'s always end up in a hunt series in a CO. This means that it tries the first # allocated to the company for their 800 lines; if this is busy, it will try the next #, etc. You must have a minimum of 2 lines for each 800 #. For example, Travelnet uses a hunt series. If you dial (800) 521-8400, it will first try the # associated with 8400; if it is busy it will go to the next available port, etc. INWATS customers are billed by the number of hours of calls made to their #.

OUTWATS (OUTWARD WATS): OUTWATS are for making outgoing calls only. Largecompanies use OUTWATS since they receive bulk-rate discounts. Since OUTWATS numbers cannot have incoming calls, they are in the format of:

(800) *XXX-XXXX

Where * is the digit 0 or 1 (or it may even be designated by a letter) which cannot be dialed unless you box the call. The *XX identifies the type of service and the areas that the company can call.

Remember:

INWATS + OUTWATS = WATS EXTENDER

900:

This DIAL-IT SAC is a nationwide dial-it service. It is use for taking television polls and other stuff. The first minute currently costs an outrageous 50-85 cents and each additional minute costs 35-85 cents. Hell takes in a lot of revenue this way!

Dial (900) 555-1212 to find out what is currently on this service.

CO CODES ~~~~~~~~

These identify the switching office where the call is to be routed. The following CO codes are reserved nationwide:


   555 - directory assistance
   844 - time. These are now in!
   936 - weather the 976 exchange
   950 - future services
   958 - plant test
   959 - plant test
   970 - plant test (temporary)
   976 - DIAL-IT services

Also, the 3 digit ANI & ringback #'s are regarded as plant test and are thus reserved. These numbers vary from area to area.

You cannot dial a 0 or 1 as the first digit of the exchange code (unless using a blue box!). This is due to the fact that these exchanges (000-199) contains all sorts of interesting shit such as conference #'s, operators, test #'s, etc.

950:

Here are the services that are currently used by the 950 exchange:


   1000 - SPC
   1022 - MCI Execunet
   1033 - US Telephone
   1044 - Allnet
   1066 - Lexitel
   1088 - SBS Skyline

These SCC's (Specialized Common Carriers) are free from fortress phones! Also, the 950 exchange will probably be phased out with the introduction of Equal Access

Plant Tests:

These include ANI, Ringback, and other various tests.

976:

Dial 976-1000 to see what is currently on the service. Also, many bbs's have listings of these numbers.

N11 codes: Bell is trying to phase out some of these, but they still exist in most areas.


  011 - international dialing prefix
  211 - coin refund operator
  411 - directory assistance
  611 - repair service
  811 - business office
  911 - EMERGENCY

International Dialing

With International Dialing, the world has been divided into 9 numbering zones. To make an international call, you must first dial: International Prefix + Country code + National #

In North America, the international dialing prefix is 011 for station-to-station calls. If you can dial International #'s directly in your area then you have International Direct Distance Dialing (IDDD).

The country code, which varies from 1 to 3 digits, always has the world numbering zone as the first digit. For example, the country code for the United Kingdom is 44, thus it is in world numbering zone 4. Some boards may contain a complete listing of other country codes, but here I give you a few:


   1 - North America (US, Canada, etc.)
  20 - Egypt
 258 - Mozambique
  34 - Spain
  49 - Germany
  52 - Mexico (southern portion)
   7 - USSR
  81 - Japan
  98 - Iran (call & hassle those bastards!)

If you call from an area other than North America, the format is generally the same. For example, let's say that you wanted to call the White House from Switzerland to tell the prez that his numbered bank account is overdrawn (it happens, you know! ha ha). First you would dial 00 (the SWISS international dialing refix), then 1 (the US country code), followed by 202-456-1414 (the national # for the White House. Just ask for Georgy and give him the bad news!)

Also, country code 87 is reserved for Maritime mobile service, ie, calling ships:


   871 - Marisat (Atlantic)
   871 - Marisat (Pacific)
   872 - Marisat (Indian)

International Switching:

In North America there are currently 7 no. 4 ESS's that perform the duty of ISC (Inter-nation Switching Centers). All international calls dialed from numbering zone 1 will be routed through one of these "gateway cities". They are:


  182 - White Plains, NY
  183 - New York, NY
  184 - Pittsburgh, PA
  185 - Orlando, Fl
  186 - Oakland, CA
  187 - Denver, CO
  188 - New York, NY

The 18X series are operator routing codes for overseas access (to be furthur discussed with blue boxes). All international calls use a signaling service called CCITT.It is an international standard for signaling.

Ok.. there you go for now! If you wanna read more about this, read part two which is the next file #36 in the Jolly Roger's cookbook! -Exodus-

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Smoke Bombs by the Jolly Roger


Here is the recipe for one helluva smoke bomb!

Heat this mixture over a LOW flame until it melts, stirring well. Pour it into a future container and, before it solidifies, imbed a few matches into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this stuff will fill up a whole block with thick, white smoke!

-= Exodus =-

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GUN SHOW BUMPER STICKERS


For nearly two years the Billings(MT) Unorganized Militia campaigned at local Montana gun shows. Our purpose was to educate and inform the American public about US government tyranny and corruption. After the Federal stormtrooper executions at Ruby ridge and Waco, many of our members questioned the wisdom of remaining a public Militia.

The following year, the Oklahoma City Federal building was bombed and the media was to soon demonized all militia members as domestic terrorists. At this point, our members voted to go completely underground and reorganize into B.A.M: the Billings Assault Militia. One of our original Militia members from the gun show era Collected the following list of bumper-stickers, tee-shirts and baseball caps slogans. Other stuff was added as Clinton criminal-corruptions surfaced. We hope you enjoy them!


FBI=Federal Bureau of Intrapment.

No gun pulls its own trigger.

Ted Kennedys car has killed more people than my assault rifle.

(Picture of Hitler giving Naiz salute): Raise your right hand if you support gun control!

Gun control is a steady hand!

If she didn't spit you must acquit!

BATF=Bad Attitude Towards Freedom!

Why is "black pride" diversity and "white pride" racism?

Hillary Clinton's new book: It takes a village to satisfy my husband!"

It's not the guns, it's the criminals stupid!

Bill Clinton: Made in China.

No Bill, I won't play swallow the leader!

(picture of gun) From my cold, dead fingers!

The United States of America, in guns we trust!

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage!

God, guns and guts: thats what made America free!

Piss off a liberal, buy a gun!

Clinton+China=TREASON!

Guns don't kill people, the US government does!

I love my country but I fear my government.

First registration then discrimination, finally consfication!

Sure you can have my guns, bullets first!

Warning! Driver carries only $20.00 worth of ammunition!

Jail to the chief!

Politicans prefer unarmed subjects!

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!

My wife yes, my dog maybe, my gun never!

Celebrate diversity, not perversity!

CNN=Clinton News Network!

Register Communists not guns!

Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

If you liked Hanoi Jane you will love Bejing Willie!

Can't blaime Bill, I would cheat on Hillary too!

Clinton sucks, but he doesn't inhale!

Female interns wanted at the oval orfice, Apply on your knees.

Why is it politically incorrect to be white and proud of your race?

It isn't okay to be gay!

If you don't like guns, don't own one!

Have gun, will shoot!

Is your church ATF approved yet?

Impeach the president and her husband also!

Fight organized crime: abolish the IRS!

Crime doesn't pay, unless your the President!

DEATH to the United Nations!

Ban liberals not guns!

Real men don't sleep with other men!

Gun control? Over my dead body!

CBS=Communist broadcast system.

Honk if Bill Clinton has your FBI file!

A boy with a gun, has more fun!

Fight crime, shoot back!

Would you trust Clinton with your daughter?

Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?

It will take a village to take my gun!

The united nations, peace through terror!

To hell with the village, where is his parents?

Commie money runs the white house!

Bill Clinton never met an abortion that he didn't like!

Dare to keep the CIA off drugs!

Commie money runs the Whitehouse!

Is there life after death? trespass here and find out!

Keep honking, I'm reloading!

Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!

Sodemy isn't a family value!

Oust Commrade Clinton!

Anyone found here at night will be found here in the morning!

Only in America does a homeless Vet sleep in a cardboard box while a draft dodger sleeps in the white house!

EVIL HAPPENS WHEN GOOD PEOPLE DO NOTHING!

Honk if you had sex with the president!

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Tactical Warfare Strategy


WELCOME!

The cell leaders of the Billings assault Militia came together on 6-21-97 in Hardin Mt. to refine tactics for worst case domestic war situations. We examined data from traditional domestic conflict sources as well as the new 1990's information. What was agree upon for release contained a blend of infomation from many different sources. The following list was rated non-classified and available for public release.

Strategy is one of the most important elements in any Militia preperation. Proper application of the following information can literally make or break your Militia. In order to create good strategies, reliable intelligence(or intel) is extremely important. To properly defend the constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic you must research all possible targets. Don't make a move until you know the enemy well.

The following information is for educational use only! We aren't suggesting directly or implied that anyone violate any law. Use your head and be discreet! Victory belongs to the intelligent Militiamen who consider all the possible ramifications of all their actions. When in doubt, go home and do nothing!


MILITIA WAR STRATIGIES:

When your Militia is compentent and effective, appear incompetent and ineffective. When the Militia is strong, appear weak. This will leave the enemy misdirected and ripe for attack. Misdirection and confusion should be considered essential strategies.

Draw the enemy in with the appearance of your inferority and then attack swiftly. using overwhelming firepower, while they are unprepared.

Without deception you cannot strategically plan a attack that would have any real chance of success. Without good strategy you have little hope of victory.

Hit the enemy targets that are weak first. Avoid the enemy where they are strong.

If the enemy forces are superior to yours, retreat and hide your troops. Next, set up several distractions and well-planned ambushes to chop them down.

Attack where they are unprepared to resist your advances, make your move where they least expect combat. Go hundreds of miles and place time-delay distraction devices to decoy their forces from your real targets.

Don't become predictable.

When you go to war, don't attack for a long time because you run the risk of defeat should enemy reinforcements arrive. Hit them hard with lighting speed, achieve your objectives and withdraw.

War is like a forest fire, if you don't put it out it will eventually burn itself out.

Resupply provisions, weapons and ammunition from spoils taken from the enemy. They won't need them after you have finished.

The greatest battle is always won without combat. Learn how to program and control the thinking of the enemy and the greatest battle is won without firing a shot. Become skilled in the ways of propaganda.

Each of your troops should have at least one years food supply buried in the wilderness for future needs.

Destroying your enemies long term strategies is far more important than daily conflict.

If you can't overcome their strategies then the next best approach is attack their alliances like the newsmedia.

Use delayed improvised devices primairly for distraction tactics and occasional personnel removal.

Attack only when your forces are superior. If the enemy is out numbered ten to one then suround them. Five to one: attack. Two to one: withdraw. Overwhelming smaller forces with the large is the easy way to total victory.

A victorious Militia must be fluid and capable of changing to meet unpredictable war conditions.

If your understand yourself and the enemy, you will not lose in many battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, you will win some and lose some. If you don't understand yourself or the enemy you are at a severe military disadvantage and will soon be defeated.

Spend weeks gathering intel on all possible targets before Militia action. Don't attack until you can understand the enemy and can anticipate their moves.

When defending againist superior numbers, erase your tracks and hide your form. Set traps for the enemy and emerge to attack only at unprotected areas. Use distraction devices to scatter their forces.

Preperations for war never guarantee a successful campaign but the lack of preparing always guarantees failure.

A truly successful Militia wins first with good stragetic planning and later in actual combat.

Distract and confuse the enemy by setting up false attacks on unusual targets. Then hit your real objective while the enemy forces are on a wild-goose-chase.

Utterly vaporize the enemys communications facilities. Without the ability to call in reinforcments their troops are easy prey.

To take what you attack, attack where their is little or no resistance.

Use a special squad to lure your opponent from their base of operations. Then, attack the base and swiftly overrun those who are left.

Surround the enemy on three sides leaving one open so their troops can be herded into a waiting ambush.

Sometimes the elements can be your worst enemy, properly cached survival gear will assure that your troops live on to fight the tyranny anouther day.

Camp on the high ground and post guards and motion sensors overlooking the way you came in.

Boobytraps can do much to reduce the fighting spirit of the enemy. remember, traps don't know the differance between your troops or the enemies.

If during peace talks the enemy gives in to easily, beware! They are probally planning an attack!

Firearms are extremely loud devices which can attract unwanted attention. Silence weapons.

Total domestic warfare is a very dangerous affair, in order to avoid defeat don't mobilize your Militia for minor reasons. Go to war only when all else fails and no other solutions are available.

Use your head and excerise common sense or you will be the first to die!

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Tennis Ball Bombs by The Jolly Roger


Ingredients:

Break a ton of matchheads off. Then cut a SMALL hole in the tennis ball. Stuff all of the matchheads into the ball, until you can't fit any more in. Then tape over it with duct tape. Make sure it is real nice and tight! Then, when you see a geek walking down the street, give it a good throw. He will have a blast!!

- Exodus -

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YOUR MILITIA AND Y2K:


By: Jerry O'brien, Idaho Wolverine Militia

It seems that nearly everyone in the Patriot community is concerned about the upcoming Y2K computer crisis. Some have suggested that Y2K could cause the end of the world while others predict little if any changes. The mainstream computer experts are also sending mixed signals: some are moving to the hills and promoting doom and gloom while others claim that the Y2K fears are unfounded. Conflicting information can leave the Militia unsure about how to proceed. Just whom do you believe? The truth is that nobody really knows what will exactly happen. Your best choice is, as always, to pray for the best but prepare and train for the worst.

As a militia member, you should have already prepared for any possible major domestic crisis. Your weapons and supplies should have long ago been buried(cached) at strategtic locations. You group should be organized under a chain of command cell structure with an action plan for any disaster. Your members should be training at least monthly in domestic warfare, but how much time have you spent training in crisis management?

Crisis training for Y2K must now be your goal. Are you prepared to help yourselves and your neighbors if the utilities are shut-off for a extended period of time? Y2K will hit during the middle of winter, the worst possible time. What about the elderly members of the community? They can't live long without heat, someone needs to check on them regularly during a crisis. You must look after your fellow community members, this is why the Militia exists: to protect the public. Don't rely on the "keystone cops" for help, they will most likely be overwhelmed by excessive demand and useless. Make plans now to help other people survive Y2K, don't just run for the hills!

Some immoral "patriots" have benefited finanically from helping to generate Y2K hysteria. Intense patriot paranoia can lead to big profit$. Militiamen, don't let your fears get the best of you: don't always believe everything you hear. The truth is usually found somewhere between outright paranoia and "all is fine" government propaganda. When in doubt, choose the middle road. Seriously question anyone who trys to "educate" you while promoting a business. These "Patriots" have an agenda which is usually to lighten your wallet.

Always prepare and plan for the real possibility of a worst case domestic war scenerio. We have all heard the news reports about the US federal government preparing to quickly clamp down with martial law and suspend the Consititution. Plans have been already made(FEMA) to declare military law and march in the troops. Stand ready to resist your community being turned into a Federal detention center. Make no mistake Gov. goons: If you bring Jackbooted thugs into our Militia's area of operations you will soon have to bring them out; in plastic bags. If you declare martial law all bets are off and NBC will be valid options. Never underestimate the resolve of the American Militia, we have been preparing for quite a long time. Stay well patriots, and help each other.


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